> Another name for a speculum is "spready open thingy". (more to come on this one)
> Sparkly coral is not a color I should ever wear.
> There are stores that sell dresses to WOMEN my size (18) that shouldn't even be worn on people my sisters size (6).
> A size 16 in the WOMENS section will sometimes fit, while a size 16 in the MISSES section won't.
> Lunch at the mall can be an opportunity to learn new languages:
- "Avast thar -- be ye frien-er-foe?" translates to "Hold it, are you good or bad?" according to LaLa's Happy Meal.
- "Xue-sheng" translates to "student" according to my fortune cookie.
> For the right price, even I will buy a hoochie-mama dress that can only be worn in Vegas (or Halloween). Don't worry, I'll post pictures.
> Trying on sparkly, bright, shiny, bedazzled dresses with Bombadee, her 2 year old daughter La and my 11 year old daughter is the most fun ever on a day off.
Thanks for a lovely, and educational, day.
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You are very welcome, call me anytime for a trip to my fav mall.
I plan you post new pics of the dress I bought with mom and the mini-mini skirt soon. I'm going to get it altered (the dress) first though.
Yes, I need to have spur-of-the-moment days off more often.
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