My office is obsessed right now, myself included, with a modern day mystery of biblical proportions. Ok. I may be overstating a bit, but is has consumed lunchtime and water cooler conversations since Tuesday night. What is it that has us all in this stupefied quagmire you ask? What is the question on the forefront of everyone’s mind?
Who is The Carver?
If you don’t watch FX’s Nip/Tuck you are probably thinking “Who in the hell is The Carver?” and I am thinking “Why in the hell aren’t you watching?” Nip/Tuck is comprised of all of my favorite closet vices:
- 1/2 Soap Opera
- 1/4 Grossly Explicit Medical Procedures
- 1/4 Soft Core Porn
- With a dash of every cuss word from shit to cock.
The Carver is a serial slasher that has been slicing up faces and sodomizing people since Episode 20. Next Tuesday, his (or her) identity is revealed in the 2-hour season finale. I haven’t been this enthusiastically impatient since Who Shot JR.
My picks: Matt or Julian.
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