Twenty Random Facts About Me

So I can feel part of my new sisterhood of bloggers, I will now share twenty random things about myself. Thanks for all of your help Duchess Jane and Bombadee.

1. I was once told by a psychic I had bad car karma. On the way home from the reading my husband called to tell me the engine had just blown in my Grand Am.
2. I am unable to wear mascara as my eyelashes go straight down and mascara renders me blind.
3. I complain when my husband pinches my butt in public, but secretly love it.
4. I envy my kid sister with her pretty smile, tight ass and killer boobs.
5. Every night before I go to bed, I kiss my children and smell them. I find their aroma intoxicating.
6. I haven’t bitten my fingernails in years and have recently picked the habit up again.
7. I am an incredibly loyal friend, and
8. I am not someone you want as your enemy.
9. I have two freckles on the palm of my left hand.
10. My opinion on religion changes from year to year. Am I Christian, atheist, agnostic…hell if I know. Ask me tomorrow.
11. I do not care to cuddle following sex. I prefer to roll over and go to sleep.
12. I once had a “connection” with Barry Manilow.
13. My favorite holiday is All Hallow’s Eve.
14. I have a nasty temper that I am able to manage, most of the time.
15. My husband is way cuter than I deserve, a fact I enjoy very much.
16. My hands rarely sit still. I am known for tearing napkins into tiny pieces at restaurants.
17. When I laugh really hard I have trouble not peeing my pants.
18. I took my first set of braces off in the neighbor’s garage with a pair of pliers.
19. When I was seven years old Mr. Moustache made fun of my name on his local TV show and I cried.
20. I compulsively re-read everything I type to the point where I have to delete some things in order to stop.