That's the kind of phrase that you say, and then you turn around and somebody is staring at you because they heard it completely out of context. Like the conversation I had this morning which was witnessed by several confused bystanders:
Chris: You're going to have to come up with something other than a tutu.
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That's the kind of phrase that you say, and then you turn around and somebody is staring at you because they heard it completely out of context. Like the conversation I had this morning which was witnessed by several confused bystanders:
Chris: You're going to have to come up with something other than a tutu.
Jane: Chris, I can't even DO an English accent!
Chris: I don't think your tutu will even fit me!
EXACTLY!
It's not very often you have a conversation that includes talk of English accents and tutus.
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