Innuendo

Recently overheard at work:

“It’s too hard, I have to suck on it to get it soft”
(referring to a piece of taffy)

“It’s pretty tight when you try to put two through there”
(attempting to pull two carts through a narrow opening)

“Cause for eight bucks I can have some woman massage my head”
(in response to asking Schweaty Man why he bothers to pay for his crew cut rather than buying a set of clippers)

“Let’s see how big this unit is”
(when opening a document for printing)