Reasons We Like Our Friend

Here are several reasons Bombadee and I really like our friend:

• She is an excellent listener.
• She always has the sanest advice of anyone we know.
• She is the MOST awesome chef ever.
• She loves her children and ours.
• She looks even more glowey when she is pregnant.
• She can cut her own friggin' hair and it looks spectacular.
• She is married to Mr. Blaazee-Blah
• She can keep a secret.
• She may seem quiet and shy, but get a few drinky-drinks in her and watch out!
• She is the classiest person who is willing to be friends with us.
• She used to smoke "stuff" with one of us more often than we should admit.
• She has never taken a bad photograh, ever.
• She has the longest lashes next to a Maybelline commercial.
• She is determined, strong, unshakable, tolerant, and poised through it all.
• She gets our jokes, or least laughs to make us believe she does.
• She is always smiling.
• She is supportive and nuturing.
• She is not embarrassed to talk about sex and demonstrate valuable exercises.
• She can dance like we always wished we could. And still try to.
• She will pick up the phone to call and ask how you are today.
• She's selfless, she wouldn't ask for toilet paper if she thought it would put you out.
• She's not afraid to tell you when you're being a bitch, but she always says it nicely.
• She uses the word "dude" a lot.
• Play "Push It" by Salt N' Peppa and back up, you're about to see a performance.
• She listens to the Butthole Surfers and Nitzer Ebb.
• She would willingly change our childs poopy diaper without being asked.
• She has raised a very kind and loving Judo Boy.
• Did we mention she can cook?