Nuns are "married" to God. Does this make God a polygamist?
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When you find out the answer to that one, work on this one too:
I have relatives that got their marriage annulled by the Catholic church after a couple of decades and 5 children. Does that make their children illegitimate?
One of my uncles had blue holy water in all of the little dishes at his wedding . . . we heathen Lutheran children were coloring with markers to pass the time before the ceremony and the holy water looked like an easy place to wash our hands.
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When you find out the answer to that one, work on this one too:
I have relatives that got their marriage annulled by the Catholic church after a couple of decades and 5 children. Does that make their children illegitimate?
I always wondered if stolen holy water was still holy?
Isn't worship of (or in the name of) Jesus entirely wrong...kinda like appreciating the hand pointing to the art rather than the art itself?
One of my uncles had blue holy water in all of the little dishes at his wedding . . . we heathen Lutheran children were coloring with markers to pass the time before the ceremony and the holy water looked like an easy place to wash our hands.
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